Featuring a bold sketch of modern-day “progress” in action, this tee hilariously reminds the world that nothing good comes from being half-assed (especially with your pants halfway down and your brain halfway engaged).
Wear it as a public service announcement, a fashion intervention, or just because you’re tired of being bumped into by distracted zombies.
✔ Premium comfort for deep thinkers and full-ass effort
✔ Guaranteed to spark laughs and double-takes
✔ May cause sudden phone withdrawals and increased productivity
Put the phone down. Pick this shirt up.
Introducing a must-have Unisex Cotton Crew Tee that perfectly blends comfort and style! This tee promotes a light-hearted message that resonates with everyone feeling the need to unplug and connect with the world around them. Ideal for casual outings, family gatherings, or laid-back hangouts, this tee invites you to embrace a more mindful lifestyle. Whether you're enjoying a picnic in the park or lounging with friends at home, this shirt asserts your personality and sparks thoughtful conversations. Great for gifting during holidays or just as a fun gift for friends celebrating personal milestones or simply wanting to prioritize meaningful interactions.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for lasting wear - Side seams add structural support and shape retention - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back, preventing stretching - Made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort - Lightweight fabric, perfect for all-season wear
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
