You’ve got two choices on the bench:
❌ Be that guy scrolling through memes while a line forms behind you.
✅ Be the focused lifter catching a quick breath, not a full Netflix episode.
This hilarious and brutally honest tee lays it out visually—what not to do, and what actually earns respect in the gym. Whether you’re repping heavy or just reclaiming your spot from the local phone zombie, this shirt gets your message across without saying a word (because they’re too busy on their phones anyway).
✔ Soft cotton for max comfort during max effort
✔ Ideal for gym rats, trainers, and annoyed lifters everywhere
✔ PSA you can wear: Stop scrolling. Start lifting.
Swipe left on distraction. Swipe right on discipline. Put the damn phone down.
Introducing our Unisex Cotton Crew Tee, a perfect blend of style and comfort. This tee exudes a relaxed vibe, making it an essential addition to any casual wardrobe. Whether you’re lounging at home or out with friends, this lightweight, classic fit tee ensures you look effortlessly chic. Ideal for adults, it’s perfect for gifting during holidays, birthdays, or casual celebrations. Pair it with jeans for a laid-back look, or dress it up with accessories for semi-formal events. Celebrate life's moments in comfort and style!
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for lasting wear.
- Durable side seams provide structural support.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the fit and prevents stretching.
- Made with 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Lightweight fabric perfect for all-season wear.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
